Are You Rob Base?

My buddy Frank at work sent me an email entitled "Flowcharts Explained" and in it was the picture below.  I almost fell off my chair laughing...

Let's see...

Definitely want to rock right now and I also came to get down.  For sure I am not internationally known.

Dammit!!! I cant rock a microphone....

I'm NOT Rob Base!!!

Are You Rob Base?

Every DJ who ever owned a vinyl copy ofthe 1988 smash hit  "It Takes Two" by Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock will no doubt have a massive hissing sound with a barely audible "hit it" at the start of the record due to over scratching.

Epic track...

So the question is...are YOU Rob Base??